2008 Woodie Awards
No Cents for Good Scents
Shoshana Flax
Issue date: 4/21/04 Section: Opinion
Goucher's got more plans than we've time to say 'em -
new res hall, curricula, roads, Athenaeum.
We're proudly intending to be more diverse,
but not in whose clothing smells better or worse.
That's why the strategic decision's been made:
next year, through tuition, our laundry's pre-paid!
I hope it excites you as much as free cable,
that next year, whenever you want, you'll be able
to bless cotton socks with a floral-fresh scent
and not have to wonder where Gopherbucks went.
Yes, from shirts to unmentionables, you'll be clean,
with more left to feed to the vending machine.
So separate colors with anticipation
of when only underwear sees segregation!
new res hall, curricula, roads, Athenaeum.
We're proudly intending to be more diverse,
but not in whose clothing smells better or worse.
That's why the strategic decision's been made:
next year, through tuition, our laundry's pre-paid!
I hope it excites you as much as free cable,
that next year, whenever you want, you'll be able
to bless cotton socks with a floral-fresh scent
and not have to wonder where Gopherbucks went.
Yes, from shirts to unmentionables, you'll be clean,
with more left to feed to the vending machine.
So separate colors with anticipation
of when only underwear sees segregation!