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• Seven baby pink dress shirts, 9 coral dress shirts, 8 salmon dress shirts, 1 pair rose-colored glasses. All proceeds will go toward the Goucher College Athenaeum Fund. 1-800-buy-stuff
  
• Buy my Ungarpants! All proceeds will go toward the Goucher College Athenaeum Fund. 1-800-buy-stuff
  
• Looking for tapes of NPR's All Things Considered from the 1980s? I have 3,025!!! Call me! 1-800-buy-stuff
  
• 2 bags of slightly used cockroaches. $1 a pound. 1-800-buy-stuff
  
• Office Liquidation Sale! Buy Tom Phizacklea's stuff! 1-800-buy-stuff
  
• Miss GNAV? Buy the software! 1-800-buy-stuff
  
• Want my roommate? I don't! x4288 for best offer.
  
• Want my roommate? I don't! Take her for free!! x4287
  
• Sick of facing the Stimson Smell alone? Cold on those long nights in Heubeck? Send for your campus-mail order bride today! Coming as soon as we have enough in stock - campus mail order grooms! x5553

• Lost: Eye Lost at Stitch n' Bitch Meeting. Eye is blue and white. Last seen in the Gopher Hole.
  
• Lost: Trust in the Administration. If found . . . wait, never mind.
  
• Lost: My mind. Went missing sometime around midterms freshman year and never came back.
  
• Lost:1 parking space. That F*#@$ powder blue sedan took it. Contact me x5551 if you know who owns the powder blue sedan.
  
• Lost- Flex dollars. I know I didn't spend $8 buying a normal-sized meal! Please help me solve the mystery.
  
• Lost: 42 pounds in 30 days on the Stimson diet.
  
• Found: Nemo, in the SGA fishbowl. Please claim at SAO.

• Senior philosophy and theater double major (WSF) seeks male with connections in high places who likes health care coverage, salaries of over $100,000, retirement plans, and long walks on the beach. No smoking a plus, unless you enjoy expensive Cuban cigars. Must be willing to let me pursue a career in non-profit agencies. x3000
  
• Wasabi?? F seeks M with lots of Flex left. Looking for someone to eat sushi lunches with. Stimmy smell a turn off, but Calvin Klein ok. x3434
  
• If you like smelling like Stimson, and getting stuck in the mud, if you like Van Meter Highway, and dormitories that flood, if you like freshmen drunk at midnight, and you just love to dance, I'm the campus you're looking for, so apply! Now's your chance! Call Admissions Office for details.
  
• Single female Goucher student searching for male companion. Must NOT be liberal, artistic, sensitive, or intelligent. I prefer closely shorn hair, no piercings, no facial hair. Bikers wanted.
  
• Wh. M. seeking Wh. FM. Must have Br. Eyes, Bl. Hr. Likes L.W.O.T.B., V.S., F.D. Please include B.Q.R.X.T.X.P. along with R.T.L.Z.N. and Y.A.R.T.O. Thanks.

• Graduate thesis paper on endocrinology. 60-75 pages double-spaced. Annotated bibliography preferable. MLA format. Needed by 4/15!

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